Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Bon
I feel the need to tell the world that Mullerice only 1% Fat is disgusting. If I was sick after eating it I would rather eat my sick than eat any more Mullerice only 1% Fat. Stupid name too.

Bon at 1:02 am

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Bon
WTF. I never deleted you, my account expired. And why the hell are you even putting your MSN user name and password into a suspicious website? You better change your password ASAP Mr Shough...

Edit: And another thing, finding out who deleted you is nothing compared to finding out who blocked you... I've never deleted anyone but I've blocked loads!

Bon at 1:10 am

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Shough
http://www.msncheck.41m.com

This is quite possibly too much power and knowledge for the human mind to cope with. Find out who has deleted YOU on MSN, below is the list of mine for your very own twisted desires. There are 16 of them, and as the program suggests they are all bitches/bastards*.

The following contacts have you deleted..
robertofnazerath@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
mc_smee@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
sgtgilmour@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
sizzlin252@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
johnblackbourn@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
anamchara_ho@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
katie_ferguson@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
original_prankster_99@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
d_pinner@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
river24pam_56@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
rocknrollstar_oasis@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
thelegoman21@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
hippyflower33@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
sophie_gaunt@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!
gtfipegg@msn.com --That bitch!!!!
manu1648@hotmail.com --That bitch!!!!

We found a total of 16 contacts that have deleted you.

SCAN COMPLETED; Connection closed


*Apart from you Alex obviously, and John...and HO is okay. Pegg, Keane and Stockdale are acceptable too I guess. The others can burn in hell, apart from Pinner who probably only deleted me because I never talk to him. Enjoy your torment!

Shough at 3:34 pm

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Shough
"Yo mamma's so fat she's on both sides of your family"

The Magic Numbers, recently stormed out of a Top of the Pops performance because Richard "I did drugs while working on Blue Peter but still have a fuck-awesome career in television because i'm so funny" Bacon sort of (but not really) indirectly called them "fat" the full story is here, also they are really hairy. But more importantly, their debut album which was nominated for the Nationwide Mercury Music Prize is quite, quite epic.

Shough at 3:48 pm

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Shough
I have a light fetish, I constantly it seems, demand more light (be it natural or artificial [Sun/Lightbulbs]) when I am at home. I will always have lights on in the bathroom, my room or the living room when the rest of my family would choose not to. it's got so bad it irriates them "Nooooo! Why do you need the light on? it's unnessecary!" well, obviously it is nessecary or I wouldn't bother. I have come to the conclusion that working where I do has affected my eye sight, you see there is an immensly bright light above my head and it's on all the time. I know when you started reading this post and read the words "I have a fetish" you were probably expecting something a little more exciting. well, sorry for being normal.

Shough at 5:13 pm
Shough
So I totally couldn't be bothered in the end to write The Factory Versus Hollywood. It was going to be a film spoof series replacing the members of the factory with the main characters in the films. Below is what would have been the "trailer" for the first episode.

Teaser Trailer
Based on the original work by: M. Night Shyamalan’aroonie

Muffett (as a doctor): Did somebody drop this baby?

Hazel (as mother of Ed): Yeah, a little

Muffett (as a doctor): How many times?

Justin (as nurse): Seven!

Muffett (as a doctor): That still doesn’t explain what I’m seeing here, his bones are hilariously broken

Ed (as baby with "hilariously" broken bones): Wahhh wahhh, this is just the start! Wait till you see my comic book fetish, I will destroy you all with my megalomaniac ways!

John (as the survivor of the train wreckage): Ha, ha! I survived and nobody else did!

Reyhan (as John's boss): OMGWTF fine, you have never had a days sick since working here! Have your motherfucking raise yo!

Haley Joel Osment: I see poorly constructed character development and plot holes, and dead people, and also I was in the Sixth Sense.


Anyway to the point, I have started writing something else. Which I will post on here and Bon will probably delete due to it's poorness. It's called First Action Hero and you heard it here first. Meh.

Shough at 4:53 pm

Saturday, August 06, 2005

rey
I think i own about 10 CDs but about 9000 mp3s!

rey at 3:24 pm
Sandman
I prob have just under 100 cds, but I do have over 100 DVDs, I would rather d/l music and buy movies.

[edit] my post is exactly 12 hours after bons :D

Sandman at 8:57 am

Friday, August 05, 2005

Bon
No idea how many I have as they're spread far and wide (mental note: buy a CD rack) but I'm guessing about 100. However my taste in music is at least four times greater than Ruomlig's, and at least twice as great as Justin's, so therefore I win. What's the prize!?

Bon at 8:57 pm
Shough
I own two hundred and fifty cd's, this includes Albums and singles. A certain Ruomlig owns 408. Think about that for a minute, 408. BTW writing 250 in full wording makes me feel like the man, so let me have my moment. How many cd's do you own?

Shough at 4:46 pm

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