TheFactory

Sunday, May 29, 2005

I just thought of a great title for a religious porn film, Sunday: The Day Of Breast. Whether the genre of religious pornography even exists is something else entirely.

Shough at 10:26 am

Saturday, May 28, 2005

The Truth behind The Crazy Frog

Shough at 11:36 pm

Stone stoned.

Shough at 11:30 pm

I think we all know the answer to that...No. Although I'm sure there is more than a hint of man-head-eating in Apocalypse Now Redux.

Shough at 8:05 pm

Have you seen a man eat his own head?

rey at 1:49 pm

Monday, May 23, 2005

Now I have seen everything...

Playskool Mr Potato Head Darth Tater

Shough at 4:04 pm

Friday, May 20, 2005

A Musical Baton

Total music files residing on my computer: 6.36 GB

Last CD I bought: Kaiser Chiefs (album)

Song playing right now: Muse - Hypermusic

Five songs I listen to a lot or mean a lot to me:

1. Radiohead - Paranoid Android
2. Black Sabbath - Paraniod
3. Foo Fighters - Everlong
4. Greed Day - When I Come Around
5. Metallica - One (S&M Version)

Four or Five People I’m Passing The Baton To:

1. Ben
2. Naku
3. Jonti
4. Mr.Madsen

Sandman at 4:13 pm

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

All hail your snail overlord!

rey at 11:42 am

Magnetic Paint! Excellent ;D (and yes im supposed to be revising)

rey at 11:39 am

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

A long time ago ed painted 1 of his walls with blackboard paint and had loads of fun with chalk, well now you can go 1 step further with this, now you can paint it on the wall and cover it with another colour thus not looking odd, if you were to cover it with blackboard paint you would then have a magnetic blackboard :] :]

I see this being used in 'TheHouse'.

Sandman at 8:19 pm

Friday, May 13, 2005

Everybody should have their own Pron dvd named after them.

Sandman at 11:32 am

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.

Ed at 12:27 pm

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Me again. I'm lying here in bed wondering about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, and thinking that I must remember to look it up on Google tomorrow to see why the answer is 42.

Bon at 4:01 am

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

My 16 years of education has officially ended. 3 Hours later, and I'm bored.

Ed at 3:08 pm

Monday, May 02, 2005

Hilarious Quote From Napoleon Dynamite #1

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Hilarious Quote From Napoleon Dynamite #2

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

This film is worthy of rental at least. It's been quoted as "The funniest movie, ever" it's not, but it's funny, quirky and charming and the acting is spot on.

Shough at 4:49 pm

John is a 21st Century Peter Pan! On a similar note, anyone else totally attracted to Tinkerbell? No?

Shough at 4:44 pm

I don't feel like growing up yet. If anyone wants to join me in living like a care-free twenty-one year old for at least the next twenty years, please feel free to do so. You'll find me playing footy on the beach, driving because I like driving, sitting in front of my computer for hours on end, taking photos of lightning storms, eating fast food regularly, getting drunk and hugging everyone, having barbecues in the rain and generally not giving a fuck. I'm not planning on getting engaged or married anytime soon, I shan't be having kids this side of 40, and a mortgage is out of the question for a long while. This is my ideal and I'm gonna stick to it!

Bon at 3:14 am